Flies in my beer!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,

Oooh!  Yes, actually I do, It is because the fly went swimming in her BINTANG (Local beer), and she didn't look in the glass before taking a swig!

This has happened twice now!  Although the fly didn't actually get swallowed,  as I felt it in my mouth and spit it out!  You would think this kind of thing would only happen to a girl once, but apparently my learning curve on this is a bit slow, especially after the first beer!